Kinda Creepy.....

Freaky kids...but just seeing the word "Cadbury" makes want a creme egg..god damn it!

This sorta BLEEP cracks me the BLEEP up

Like I needed one more reason to go to Thailand

Check out this pizza from a Thai pizza chain called, The Pizza Company (<----click here)

Did I die and go to heaven? just a few of your stuffed crust choices include:
Pork Cheese burger
Double bacon cheese
Extra Cheesy Sausage bites
Puff (wtf???--i guess this is sorta like a calzone)

And this is just the crust options....check out the cheese dippin sauce! oh mama mia!

Matthew 26:27

Amen Brutha. Um....so..supposedly this is on Haight and Masonic...I literally live like one block away from this...I am gonna go investigate and see if this truly exists. If they offered bacon and beer at church- I just might go attend Sunday mass more often then I do now...which is basically never!

I used to pound the "blood of Christ" as a kid. I think i was the only one in my family who would go for it. After eating the little wafer/ communion/necco wafer/ Styrofoam tasting thingy..I would get in the wine line and wait my turn with my hands folded all weird (you have to fold them in some weird way- all cupped and I can never remember how....I don't think anybody really knows how and everyone just pretends to know.) Then some fellow church person- probably an oldie- would hold up the goblet (which they would just wipe with a hankie and turn after the person before me- probably another oldie- just took a sip of wine aka "blood" from it....sorta not sanitary at all...but whatevs.....free wine is free wine...especially when you are like 9 years old!!) So they hold it up and say BLOOD OF CHRIST and i would say AMEN....and then take the big ol cup, tilt my head back and just gulp!! They would usually have to pull the cup away! Whatever...I am just getting my moneys worth I guess. Then I would just walk back to my aisle to hook back up with the rest of my family (sans Dad since "he didn't believe in god" ---no FAIR!!) and pretend to pray and/ or bug my siblings...ususally a combo of both!

It's not even a question of what I am gonna watch tonight!

For some people- especially those without DVR (losers), tonight could be a night of personal struggle. A night of filled with a wrenching internal debate of what do! An evening ruined by constantly going back and forth about which show to watch. "Do I watch the Season Premier of LOST or Restaurant Wars on Top Chef?" This is all sorta like the earlier episodes of LOST "Do I push the button or NOT?"

What to do? What to choose? Puh-leeeese.....Gonna be honest...I am not excited one bit for the season premier of LOST tonight. Kinda don't give a hoot. I used to be the biggest die hard LOST fan (check previous postings from years past) but now....duck don't give a F*ck. I couldn't even make it through last season. So sorry Charlie.

The choice is easy for me... So..Sorry Tailies....Sorry all you "front people on the plane" and sorry to all the random new people from that boat (not really- you were all pretty annoying)...this girl is gonna watch Top Chef.

I am actually pretty damn excited for mutha f'in RESTAURANT WARS on Top Chef though...KEE YAH! My friends and I have a running bet going. We chose who we thought would win TOP CHEF (not who we wanted to win...totally different) and whoever LOSES has to take the winning team out to dinner to the restaurant of their choice! The cheftestant doesn't necessarily have to win the show- it's just whoever makes it on the show the longest! Let's meet the teams:

Team Stefan: Courtney and Johnny
Although he is a total dick (I mean...cock) we think he just might win the title of Top Chef. I hate him..but he just might get me a free meal.



Team Fabio: Schroeder and Rachel
I think they both just had a boner for his little Italian accent at first. But pretty boy ain't looking too hot lately! Sorry pasta boy!

The funny thing is, is that none of really want either of these two dudes to win. We all sorta want Hosea to win but we picked these guys from the start so we are stickin with them. Not too many episodes left.....Johnny and I better start thinking about where we want to go.....

San Francisco isn't afraid to get rid of its BUSH

even if it is just for a day...Bush Street gets a make over here in San Francisco (<--click to read)

sorta makes me pop a woody

Super Rad Scrabble Keyboard

Go Obama!

Lord knows I have.....

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
-Zack Galifinackis

In all seriousness- I secretly do kinda like her show. I mean...it's not like I watch it religiously every week- or like I DVR it or anything (there really is no need because its on so often otherwise I would toy with the idea of recording it). I haven't had a chance to watch the show in a while but when I was living in the mission with my sister, I definitely caught a few too many Saturday mornings on the couch or in my bed, with Devo in my lap, watching That's So Raven on Disney-legitimately laughing pretty hard and all joking aside....enjoying myself. I mean...the chickie babe's got psychic powers and the show can be pretty damn funny. I guess it's sorta reminds me of Out of this World from back in the day- except for the fact that Evie Ethel Garland was way hotter than Raven....obviously!

I'm just being honest here...knock it if you want. But believe you me...if you give it a chance and actually sit down and watch a full episode--you will find yourself laughing at some point...I mean..yes...Her parents are annoying- and so is her red headed friend, Chelsea (although she is pretty hot now that she lost some weight--which I think she just passed onto Raven and the rest of the cast who have all gotten progressively heavier with each season...have you seen her little brother lately? Probably not because most of you who read this aren't prepubescent girls who watch the Disney channel on Saturday mornings at 9 am...but trust me...he is a big boy now!---scratch that...bigger boy!) Anyhoo....I am just sayin, I am just putting all my cards on the table and saying it loudly and proudly- I LIKE THAT'S SO RAVEN! (oh and Suite Life with Zack and Cody which usually comes on right after is pretty good too...what???)

Give me Five....

Up High....Down Low....to the side...Your to slow....



No..wait...your blind...my bad....okay...It's official...I'm going to hell...

World's Oldest Woman Credits Longevity to Crispy Bacon

Gertrude Baines lives in Los Angeles, loves bacon, and at 114 years old is now the oldest person in the world. She credits her longevity to “religious faith, doing the right thing and the occasional piece of crispy bacon“.



Damn...if this is true...I am gonna live to be like at least 150 years old! Booyahkasha

Pork Butt

I think we all know I need these

some people just don't get it....

Two of my favorite things in one!

For sure one of the best X-mas gifts of 2008

Rave in the Henge

Check out this article Stonehenge: One totally awesome rave location. According to this article:

"Stonehenge was built as a dance arena for prehistoric "samba-style" raves, according to a study of the acoustics of the 5,000-year-old stone circle."

Not really down for the "samba-style" rave (hippie bullshit) but would be down to get my dance on to GOOD techno at Stonehenge for sure.......wait....this looks sorta scary...i guess people DO do it already......

IR-909

If you know me- you know I love me some drum machines- especially the old classics like Dr. Rhythms and the TR-909 (obviously). So you can pretty much imagine how totally floored I was when I saw this.......Like I need one more reason to buy an iPhone.

iPhone- Drum Machine of Gods? (<---click for info on other rad drum machine apps for the iPhone)

Rave it out and away we go!

Warning: January is when you can start ordering these bad boys

Why are tag-alongs so damn good? I mean...don't get me wrong, this girl loves a good thin mint but they basically taste like grasshoppers which you can buy year round at any grocery store. But tag-a-longs...the most amazing chocolaty peanut buttery little pieces of heaven that only come once a year from those angels in green sent from God...those are the bomb diggady. And they get even better if you freeze them. My new year's resolution this year is to attempt to make a Tag-ALong Smores...jesus..i am a frickin GENIUS!! Why hadn't I thought of that before? I have done pb on graham crackers- caramelo and graham crackers-pb and digestives (British cookie) and even used Reeses candy bar in place of the normal Hershey bar..but to use a Tag-along would be frickin out of control.

Okay...so now all I can think about are god damn smores. Jesus. Is it camping season yet? I may just have to make some ghetto smores at home on the stove top tonight. I wish my keyboard looked like this right now:

Need a calendar for 2009?

How bout a Bubble Calendar?

A poster sized calendar with a bubble to pop for every day of the year!

Fugees and Funyons

Here is a compilation of all of the clips from the Seth Galifianakis (Zack's "brother") interview. The entire video is totally worth watching but if you really want a quick fix- go to around 3:45 and then keep on watchin....."what's a Rave?"