Too bad it wasn't a stick of butter, huh Paula?

(Is that George Bush Sr. in the background?)

I ain't 'fraid no Ghost

It's almost Thanksgiving and Christmas is right around the corner which means that Halloween is long gone...

But a little pumpkin dance never hurt anyone.

Oh ...and ....awesome Halloween costume for next year? I say, damn straight.

I think I know what I want for my Birthday

Rave it out

Draft Text Messages

These are all real draft text messages from my cell phone that were somehow, for some reason or another, never actually sent. Enjoy....and don't worry...I have no idea what half of them mean either. Also...note-these are all exactly typed as they appear on my phone. I changed nothing. Too bad my draft message folder does not record the time or date at which these were created. That would probably help us understand what I was trying to say at least a little bit more.....or so one would think. Anyhoo...here ya go:

"at the show"

"Um. Yeah. That was me this morning. Cant wait to get back there"

"What is ladybug in german"

"looks like"

"In bathroo"

" ;) i need"

"Cool. I am already at se"

"So looks like we will have free time between 130 and 530 on sunday. We should hook up and get some food or something. want you to meet rachel"

"oct 16 is the best date to do it. I can"

"we found clayton. Found a spot to the very right of the trees toward the back. Tiny blanket. Sorry"

"Or bust a kidney"

"Is the hotel rate only"

"Sweet"

"We are wasted but been hanging out with mandy"

"I love you so much and I at wasted wih manedom" <---- (ookayyyy???)

"Hi baby. I miss you."

"S"

"What"

"You"

"Man oh Man"

"Saweet. Foot have to take kids to bart"

"Sorry. It sucks that i have to do it today. We may have to come pick up the car here later. Call me when you have a second"

"I am headin to abru"

"Nevermind. Its Eva" <------(dont know a freaking eva ...)

"I can meet you"

"You fee like egg plant" <------(yes...TWO words)

"I left"

"I was"

"We are down to just chill here. Wish we had a new"

"they"

"101 south t"

"meeti"

"yellow cab"

"my alarm goes off than less then 30 mid"

"Bummer"

"Yeah. Much"

"I be here and it does not look lik"

"Cool beans. What time you"

"Meg is"

"Via"

"Up puppies are so cute. But I think I like the rosa" <-----(i only wish i knew)

"I am back"

"Going o"

"Ah cool. Its our friend michael who you have met art show and sorta early birthday. You could come. How is joned"

"what size shirt do you think dad is?" <-----(rad)

"of course"

"would you want to try that activia" <-----(hahahahhaha)

'I am so ready to have some licorice"

"we will do"

"Just been trying to get parkin my"

"I think so too"

"In N out" <-----(amen)