Just one more reason to move to Germany

Laugencroissant: A cross between a wholesome, salty, slightly doughy pretzel and a sweet, flaky, delicate croissant.

It's really not that complicated

Never knew that learning all the parts of the body could be so easy.

(honey....those aren't blood vessels.....we call those SADDLE BAGS)

**NOTE: no idea why I saved this image to my desktop and what I was original searching for but wow....what a gem!

Heard it thru the Grapevine....Xmas style

I used to be....how do you say?.....a little obsessed with the California Raisins. Not sure if it's because I am from California, or the fact that one dude plays a mean saxophone...but regardless, I love the little guys. I even had California Raisin slippers...which basically looked like big pieces of poo on my feet. So when they came out with a Claymation Xmas special...I pretty much lost my mind.

And ever since I watched it...I always say "Here we come a "WAFFELING" and people look at me like I am nuts....but here is proof in the pudding that I am not THAT crazy:

Also...their version of "we three kings" is pretty damn funky. I Here it is.....I also used to sing this all funky when I would hear it on the radio years later, and I could not figure out why I always wanted to "break it down" when I would listen to it, but once again....watch the video and you will figure out why:

But this one probably takes the cake:

Bacon Key

If I don't already have carpal tunnels, this little button would be a sure fire way to develop it!

The Dream Team

Pretty much the most awesome combo EVER!

This Superbowl Sampler of Candles was pretty much made for me!! It's almost scary. I mean, come on...Pizza? CHECK. Bacon? CHECK. Beer? CHECK. Popcorn? UM why the F' not?

(ps: I just unfortunately/ fortunately came across this website "Etsy"....WOWZA......dangerzone. I am like freaking out. I have the same sorta feeling like when I first searched "John Travolta" on Ebay years ago. Holy schnikes. This site has so much dope stuff....homemade/ vintage....nutzo. I searched bacon, otters and devo and almost had a heart attack......)