Where's my Chippy?

...............There's my Chippy

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(I hate this thing more than anything. It is probably the creepiest thing in the world. Every time I see it, I get creeped out. It's gross and I will never get used to it or accept it. Ew)

Stick your Foot in your mouth

I just might

Meet Kotter

That's Mr. Kotter to you sir. He is the newest addition to our bathroom. And he is awesome.

Schnuggle time

Talk about becoming an Alcoholic

I would probably go through a 30 pack of Bud Light a day if this lil fella delivered them to me.

Raise your hand (or hands) if you

Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)

(too bad until I google searched how to spell Raphael....I always thought they said "Cool but RUDE".....wow....my world has just been turned upside down.)

Just found the concert set list of their "Coming out of Their Shell" Tour that was sponsored by Pizza Hut:

1. "Coming Out of Our Shells!"
2. "Sing About It"
3. "Tubin'"
4. "Skipping Stones"
5. "Pizza Power"
6. "Walk Straight"
7. "No Treaties"
8. "Cowabunga"
9. "April Ballad"
10. "Count on Us"

Donatello on keyboards. Leonardo played bass guitar. Raphael was on drums & sax (DUH--no wonder he was my favorite. Anyone who knows me knows I play a mean air sax---that's what she said) and Michelangelo played guitar.

Who the hell?

Is the lucky bastard who gets to feed this infant otter? I need to be that bastard

This is going to be my next purchase

Anyone who knows me, knows that I love blended drinks and if I could, I would drink everything blended or with shaved ice. Not sure why I never thought about buying one of these things before, but hello??? A shaved ice machine for 39 bucks, yes please.

I was going to buy one of these since I loved them as a kid and they were just recently re-released but then I thought about how much work it is to crank that little wheel in the back to get aDixie cup size worth of ice....it would take me days to make one margaritas.

So i guess I will get the grown up version which is also ELECTRIC. I only wish the grown-up version came with the snow shovel scooper and nasty red colored flavoring....but I can't really be picky now can I?

Happy Cinco de Mayo

Just in case....

you go to pinch a dude who is not wearing Green on St. Patrick's Day.....keep this in mind

Can we say: um, TOTALLY DOWN?

saw these a while back at a random Walgreens. No frickin clue why I didnt just buy it then. LAME. This just sounds like my teeth will rot the moment it touches my mouth and will be on fire from the spice at the same time. WOW. total cream dream if you ask me.

This one is for my MOM

Who is the Queen of Peep Hatin

New Chocolate Covered Peeps....Guess they are really not that bad. Hmm....okay....I guess we will never know because I ain't trying them.

Just one more reason to move to New York

K! PizzaCones

When you order, the pizza cone builder pulls your filling combo from a salad bar–like counter (reminded me of one of those new froyo places) and mixes it all in a bowl, shredded cheese, veggies, meat, and all.)

Mark your calendars for March 10--the Dr. is in!!

Bourdain on Yo Gabba Gabba

Dream a little Dream

Last night in my dream, I ate ice cream that looked like this. Except it was a huge HUGE sheet of these sort of cubes---like back of a pick up truck big. And there were tons of layers and each layer was a new color aka a new flavor. And the cubes were really tiny...like the size of a pencil eraser and were colored and all sides. I had to scoop them up with a shovel (like a small gardening one) to eat them. And when I scooped them- they would sorta break off from the other cubes and fall....

Oh and I was also swimming with Paris Hilton and some dude, who "was my boyfriend" but who actually looked like the guy who got Kortney Kardashian prego (ew) all while wrestling alligators in murky gross water. PS> this all took place at an amusement park with my aunts and uncles.

Just one more reason to move to Germany

Laugencroissant: A cross between a wholesome, salty, slightly doughy pretzel and a sweet, flaky, delicate croissant.

It's really not that complicated

Never knew that learning all the parts of the body could be so easy.

(honey....those aren't blood vessels.....we call those SADDLE BAGS)

**NOTE: no idea why I saved this image to my desktop and what I was original searching for but wow....what a gem!

Heard it thru the Grapevine....Xmas style

I used to be....how do you say?.....a little obsessed with the California Raisins. Not sure if it's because I am from California, or the fact that one dude plays a mean saxophone...but regardless, I love the little guys. I even had California Raisin slippers...which basically looked like big pieces of poo on my feet. So when they came out with a Claymation Xmas special...I pretty much lost my mind.

And ever since I watched it...I always say "Here we come a "WAFFELING" and people look at me like I am nuts....but here is proof in the pudding that I am not THAT crazy:

Also...their version of "we three kings" is pretty damn funky. I Here it is.....I also used to sing this all funky when I would hear it on the radio years later, and I could not figure out why I always wanted to "break it down" when I would listen to it, but once again....watch the video and you will figure out why:

But this one probably takes the cake:

Bacon Key

If I don't already have carpal tunnels, this little button would be a sure fire way to develop it!