Matt and the Magic Capsules

Matt: if it makes you feel any better my lunch blew
Me: haha. i have to go eat gross food at a work meeting. i bet mine will be grosser
Matt: lunch provided is usually money
Me: how much you wanna bet my lunch will be gnarly sandos (how californian is that?) and gross salad with weird variety of assorted cookies that are different but all basically taste the same
Matt: haha, ah the generic cookies. I think they put two drops of water on "cookie pills" to make those
Me: like those water things that you drop in the sink and they pop open and become like sponge dinosaurs? and they are all slimey. love those things
Matt: loved those too. i wish more things came in the clear capsule form
Me: totes. i know a few fun things that still do...
hahaha
haha
exactly
oppsy
Matt: that would suck if you took some dinosaur ones!
Me: ouch!
hahah..YOUVE BEEN PUNKED
Matt: haha, now go to the hospital!
Me: the worst shit ever
Matt: were you using that literally or figuratively
Me: combo...
trying to google these..hard
Matt: worst, but prettiest
Me: unless they soak up all the shit...(pun intended)
Matt: haha
http://dinosaurfarm.stores.yahoo.net/dinbatcap.html\
http://dinosaurfarm.stores.yahoo.net/dinbatcap.html
oops
Me:

man i realy want to punk someone now
give it to a pet...hahaha
Matt: haha, get somebody drunk and put it in their butt
Me: oh shit...like a suppository (SP?)
good morning....
Matt: exactly, haha
Me: okay...off to gross meeting...
Matt: have fun! talk to you later
Me: dont go stickin any mgic capsules you know where...or atleast...wait til i get back
Matt: oh I will, I'll make sure we're vid chatting before i do
Me: oh..true
THANK YOU GMAIL upgrades!
Matt: haha, have fun

(return from 2 hr meeting)

Me: i was dead on
Matt: haha, this VP in my office was just talking to the boss here in the art dept. and he said "it's my duty to respect the clients wishes" and I shouted out DUTY! hahaha
people didn't think it was funny
so the food sucked?
Me: hahha ...um..pretty much ...it was the same shit... by the time i got there,the sandiwch choices were ham or salami
Matt: that sucks, did you bring your dinosaur pills?
Me: popped a few before i walked in. just to calm the nerves...nothin major
Matt: true, they are going to hit you soon
Me: just to take the edge off
you mean "drop" pretty soon
Matt: just a triceratops and a T-rex
pretty soon your hitting two brontosauruses so you can go to bed at night
Me: seriously.... its so easy