BACON POLICE----Not down
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
October is National Pizza Month
Wow....am I late to the game or what? And I am a little ashamed and pretty embarrassed that I am just NOW on Oct 21., realizing that October is National Pizza Month. Well, this guy obviously loves pizza more than I do because he has a website called 31 Days of Pizza (<-----click). Check it out. This lucky son of a gun is going to a different pizza place each day of the month. What an awesome idea. Some may say that they would get sick of pizza 31 days in a row. But this little lady would have to disagree. To me....that sounds like heaven on earth. Damn it. Well. I guess I do have 10 days left. Better late than never! I think I know what's for dinner tonight (and tomorrow and the next day and the next....)
Brontosaurus would never do this to you
Just one more reason why T-Rex is lame and Long Necks are DOPE
No...but seriously.....
WHAT? I don't even know where to begin with this picture.
(I wish I could say that I made this but I didn't...just something weird that came up during a random google search. Lord only knows what my search terms were that led me to this gem)
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Creepy Crawlies in Golden Gate Park
So yesterday as I was walking T-Mac around Golden Gate Park, I came upon the weirdest thing I haven ever seen coming crawling out of the bushes. No...it was not a creepy bum. That would not be that weird for this park. No....it was not one of the cute lil' squirrels or ducks that T-Mac loves to chase...Nope...none of those either.
So I was walking right by Stow lake and was thinking about how much I like this quiet little path by the water, when I looked down and saw this nasty looking “weird red/ lobster/ crayfish/ scorpion” thing. It was crawling away from the bushes and up onto the path I was walking on.
I was like "HOLY!!!!! AHHHHHH!"
I froze.
It froze.
Despite me going "T-mac look..look...LOOK" while pulling his leash towards the little creature assuming that he would start barking or something. T-Mac did not even see it. He just kept glancing right over it and looked at me like WTF? - But the little weird red/ lobster/ crayfish/ scorpion still got freaked out by my big dog so it rocked back on its tail and raised its pincers in the air. It was at least 6 inches from tip of the tail to its head. It looked like something out of a discovery channel pre-historic documentary show or something. It was freaking WEIRD. And of course, T-Mac, the dog, STILL did not even see it. I picked up a stick to see if this lobster/ scorpion would pinch it with its pincers but it wouldn't. It just sat there balancing- ready to pounce on us.
So since T-Mac obviously didn't care about the creepy thing, we just left it there, looking all creepy with its antennae twitching around- being gross and me pretty weirded out. I came home and tried to explain what I saw to my roommate- what that little creature looked like and how it balanced on its tail and I sounded like a crazy person. Especially the part about it looking like a red lobster since lobsters only turn red AFTER you cook them. So I decided to google it to figure out what it was. I was having a hard time finding stuff using the terms "red/ lobster/ crayfish/ scorpion" but then I finally came up on this posting. It's good to know that I am NOT crazy and that other people have seen the same little weird creature. I just hope to not see another one. Not really my bag.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Get out of my Picture Mutha Licker
I never knew the name for it but "photobombing" is freakin hilarious. Check out this website totally dedicated to it: PHOTOBOMB (<--click)
here are some of my favorites (creepy yet hilarious):
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