Please Please Please don't make me have to choose!!

Who's the cutest in the animal kingdom? (<---click)

Oh dear god...how could I choose? Welp....we all know who some of the top runners are: obviously baby otters, baby seals, baby pandas and polar bears. But man, I forgot at how cute baby lion cub (loungin below or the red panda cub in the 2nd pic.) Okay. So check out the link above from the NY Daily News which has 101 Pics of baby animals. Trust me- totally worth going through all 101 (except #101.....eh.....just my opinion!!) You can probably get through all of them pretty fast unlike me who spent at least 10 minutes looking at this site. This was due to the fact that I had to stop and go all goo-goo gah-gah over pretty much every picture except the last one (yuck) and some weird monkeys who look like dogs in weird tribal costumes (see #65.) Wonder what freak gave the OK for those pics to be included....who knows? They obviously did NOT ask me for my opinion...I can think of plenty of other animals that are way cuter....um..how about a baby squirrel? or lets see...a baby koala maybe? It's really NOT that hard

pretty damn cute huh?

I couldn't if I tried

Amen brutha

I love syrup and Bacon!!!

Bacon wrapped hot dogs that use maple syrup coated flapjacks for the Bun

This takes Breakfast in Bed to a whole new level

Don't care where it's from....I love em all

Here is a dope list of Regional Pizza Styles.

Pizza People

Yes...there is a whole website dedicated to this:

People in Pizza Slice Costumes Becoming Pizzas (click on link)


(don't worry....none of the pics are as creepy as this chick)

Pizza Flavored Beer?.......Say Whaaaat?

Pizza in Beer......or pizza flavored beer...whadeva...It's called "Mamma Mia! Pizza beer" and it comes out of Glendale, Wisconsin.

It was invented by Illinois restaurateurs Tom and Athena Seefurth, who took traditional beer ingredients (malted barley, hops, yeast, water) to traditional pizza makings (tomatoes, oregano, basil, garlic and a wheat pie crust). The golden ale is filtered to remove any crumbs and seeds, but the spicy, fresh-baked aroma remains. So does the overpowering flavor of oregano, basil and garlic.

yada yada yada....looks like I need to go to Pizza Port in San Diego soon to try this SOB.

Fireflies Rule

I have never seen a real firefly before since they don't live out here in California....so my friends caught one and sent me this video- which is pretty much the most amazing thing EVER!!!

waffles stuffed with bacon?

I was just saying this morning how I can't remember the last time I went out to breakfast...which means it has been WAY too long.  And now seeing this picture, even though I am not a huge waffle fan, anything involving syrup and bacon is pretty much TITS in my book. So yeah...breakfast- at a restaurant, with endless cups of coffee and bacon will be happening this weekend..no ifs ands or BUTTS (ewwww)

How far is Orlando from SF? I need one of these and I need it NOW

(they are so tiny....)

okay your turn.....

Man...this really makes me wanna play GUESS WHO? 

It always sucked when you got either:

a.) a girl (because there were like 4 total or something so you were pretty much doomed from the get-go to LOSE!

b.) a person wearing a hat

c.) a bald dude

d.) a red head (welp....because ....do I really need to say it?)

I loved to flick the little flappy things down with my middle fingers sorta like I was a librarian or something. I probably did it slowly too...sorta like I was sorta through important stuff and probably played with Lee press on nails too at some point while makin a sorta fishy face as I scan the rows looking for heads to flick down. This is also one of those games that I thought I was "good" at which is basically bullshit when you really think about it, right? I mean, this game really does not take much skill. Since when does asking the "Do you have a mustache?" qualify as a skill?

Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer

"I was always dreaming about very powerful people, dictators and things like that. I was just always impressed by people who could be remembered for hundreds of years, or even, like Jesus, be for thousands of years remembered."

 - Arnold Schrwarzenegger

Then how do you explain what happened in July 1991 when you decided to make this crazy deal:

"The $1.25 million agreement between Schwarzenegger and "Pumping Iron" director George Butler allowed the star to "destroy any and all portion thereof" of the film and 90 hours of additional footage as well as still photographs owned by Butler that Schwarzenegger considered "embarrassing" or which might "reflect negatively" on the actor's "professional or private life."  (Check out the Film Purchase Agreement  for yourself at the Smoking Gun.)

Crazy right? 

SO WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO CONSIDER DESTROYING THE FILM DUDE? YOU COULD BE LIKE JESUS, AND BE REMEMBERED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS REMEMBERED.

Poo-Poo, Pee-Pee, Ca-Ca....

Try drinking water upside down from the Opposite side of the glass

Besides John Travolta, Corey Feldman, Christian Slater and Danny from the New Kids on the Block, one of my childhood crushes was the one and only KTVU-Channel 2 News Anchor, Dennis Richmond.  Not really sure why- but you can't help who you fall for!! I remember being super young and watching TV and then the boring ass news would come on and there HE would be.... sitting next to that Leslie Griffith (pre-plastic surgery Leslie Griffith with her weird blond up-do...probably some gross french twist or something.) I remember feelin almost like paralyzed by his handsomeness. I assume most girls my age did not have the same reaction to this man as I did.

I never knew much about Dennis Richmond. I mean- to be honest- when I told people I thought he was hot, I often said Dennis Rodman instead of Richmond on accident.

Pretty much all I knew about the guy was that he lived in Oakland and I was told that he was a big smoker and worked out a bunch (all about balance, right?) But other than being hot, having a great voice and looking like he probably gives good hugs...he was pretty much a mystery to me. 

Unfortunately- after 32 years he retired and is no longer on the air so I don't get to see him on TV anymore. I guess I could get all stalkarazzi like and google Image search him all day long or whenever I need a fix but I don't. (not until today!!)

But lucky me....while searching for camping articles, I came across this little gem: KTVU-Anchor Transition without a Hiccup. Turns out Dennis Richmond has a HICCUP PROBLEM and had one the entire time he was on air. WTF? Not only that.....he LIMPS from a paralyzed left ankle. I mean...hold the phone!! My mind is blown....I mean....I ...I still love the guy (obviously...gray hair and all) but um...hello? you could have informed me of this like....hmmm..let's see....mmmm....20 years ago!!! 

Don't worry Michael....

Santa doesn't care if you are an atheist.

I wonder what Jesus has to say about Mom's potty mouth.

Pretty, Pretty Pretty Smart

I mean...I tend to eat pizza so fast that I don't even waste my time with a "plate" or have enough  leftover pizza that would necessitate a storage box for the fridge (if any left at all) but that's just me. Regardless....this is pretty damn clever.

This kitty Puts the "Sweepy" in Sweepy Lil' Baby

I don't want to admit how many times Rachel and I watched this video. Nor do I want to admit to the kinds of squeaks and squeals that came out of our mouths while we goo-goo'd and gaa-gaa'd over this munchkin.

I was gettin worried that my blog was just not enough anymore.

So....I recruited some additional help to spread my thoughts and wisdom to the rest of the world (or at least to portions of Market Street here in San Francisco!)

My BaDizzle

....Sorry for the Coitus Interruptus.....

(you would think that being unemployed would allow me to keep this bad boy updated with new awesome and obviously ridiculously funny posts but somehow I have been pretty much uninspired which means no bloggy blog. But I got the bug again- so be prepared to laugh your butts off....cause Quack attack is back Jack!)

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